A Poem About BMW

The brand with the badge that looks like propellers,
Driven by douches and arrogant fellers
The people who drive them think they are greater
And most never use the indicator

But they made the M3, M4 and M5,
They make you squeal and feel so alive
They made the E30, and with it they raced
And vanquished every opponent they faced

Now though, I think they are losing their touch
I hate the X6 so very much
They just made a car with front-wheel drive
I think their roots are taking a dive

Heheh I’m the best rapper in the world

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Comments

He's not the Stig(BMW Driver)(Demon Squad)

You got the arrogant douche completely right

08/31/2016 - 02:06 |
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