Alex Kersten profile picture Alex Kersten 7 years ago
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9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

If you struggle to explain your love of cars to the 'sub-humans', then here are nine great explanations to get you started!

Remind me later

I'd ask them a question...

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Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”

Cars are like people...

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“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”

I have no idea why...

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“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”

Cars are cheaper than cocaine...

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“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”

Just because you don't get it...

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“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”

Because race car

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Cars never leave you...

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“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...

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Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu

I'd just show them this

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