9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars
I'd ask them a question...
Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”
Cars are like people...
“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”
I have no idea why...
“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”
Cars are cheaper than cocaine...
“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”
Just because you don't get it...
“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”
Because race car
Cars never leave you...
“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu
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Caro’s reason is gold.
chirp chirp
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Step 6: ?????
Step 7: Profit
so you know how fun cocaine is? ;)
After seeing that forza trailer it made me realise how much gran turismo need to step up their game and hurry up in making games as well
So its Forza noch Forsa ??
They’re much more free and interactive than the tiny screen of a “smart”phone that’s bigger than your (boyfriend’s) -whistle-.
Just tell them I love cars because they make my haarovälit kireiksi kun kuuntelen, katselen & haistelen niitä :D
As for the turbo rx7… I FEEL LEFT OUT!!! Lol, but really, nobody talks about the awesome sound of na rx7s (like the 787b)
Yeah I feel left out too! turbo or NA… Both beautiful!! :D
It seems that I’m the only one against using the expresion subhumans..
If in doubt, flat out
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