9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars
I'd ask them a question...
Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”
Cars are like people...
“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”
I have no idea why...
“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”
Cars are cheaper than cocaine...
“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”
Just because you don't get it...
“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”
Because race car
Cars never leave you...
“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu
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lemme just leave this here…
https://youtu.be/AoRI89hsn0M
hey, i spotted this
srry for the many pixels missing
Call me weird but I call people who don’t like cars, people. I don’t try to pretend I’m better because I have a hobby, do people actually car non car guys sub humans? That’s so ridiculous
idk, cocaine is pretty fun and its $50 a gram whereas a car is atleast $1000
Jezza does the intro to Forza 5? I guess I need the game now…
Cars are NOT like people. They are material possessions. They are non living things.
Don’t babble around about cars if you are with non car guys. They will think you’re weird.
I don’t get why many of you look down to non car guys… Most of society is composed of your so called sub humans and by looking lowly at them it’s like marginalizing yourselves from the world :(
Try learning these words and their meanings: Humor, jokes, sarcam and chillin.
Hey that’s just sad man, degrading people who are not car guys
Step 6: replace apex seals
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu
Step 6: Refill oil….
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