Stupid Legal Reasons Mean That Clarkson & Co Are Banned From Saying These Things On The Grand Tour

The lawyers have a tight grip over The Grand Tour to stop them being sued by the BBC. Here are the words and phrases that are included...
Stupid Legal Reasons Mean That Clarkson & Co Are Banned From Saying These Things On The Grand Tour

It seems the BBC are looking for any opportunity to sue The Grand Tour if Clarkson takes the slightest morsel from his previous Top Gear adventures. Andy Wilman - the producer of the new Amazon car show - has revealed that the rules the old Top Gear trio are subjected to are unbelievably tough and fully protect the Top Gear BBC show from any form of copyright.

Stupid Legal Reasons Mean That Clarkson & Co Are Banned From Saying These Things On The Grand Tour

As if there wasn’t enough drama surrounding the break-up with the BBC, The Grand Tour cannot feature a written lap time board, a Stig or even refer to the motor news section as ‘The News’. There can be no Top Gear test track and there has even been a debate over whether James May can use his ‘cock’ catchphrase.

The legal scenario was made even more ridiculous when the trio went on a shoot to Namibia. As they had described the African scenery as ‘beautiful’ in past Top Gear episodes, Clarkson has had to resort to saying “For legal reasons, this scenery is shit”.

Stupid Legal Reasons Mean That Clarkson & Co Are Banned From Saying These Things On The Grand Tour

Despite the frankly ridiculous legal restrictions forced upon the new show, we’re all looking forward to seeing what The Grand Tour has to offer.

Comments

Anonymous

Clarkson will find a way to tell us exactly those thing, but -legally-.

08/28/2016 - 18:22 |
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MarcusWalker

This comment features a c*

08/28/2016 - 18:42 |
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DeLeon

Come one.. C*ck is his personal property.. You cant just ban him from saying that. And why not do track tests with a professional racing driver? Everyone does that

08/28/2016 - 20:12 |
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Cory McGowan

Really guys?! With the evans meme really?! Lmao XD

08/28/2016 - 21:28 |
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Anonymous

S

08/28/2016 - 23:28 |
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Anonymous

Sounds to me like the bbc is worried they’ll lose almost all top gear viewers to the grand tour. They know their new top gear is absolutely pathetic.

08/28/2016 - 23:29 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Preach

08/31/2016 - 11:40 |
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Anonymous

I say go the other way. Dont copy the Top Gear formula. Do something completely new.

08/29/2016 - 01:55 |
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Anonymous

We will remember you…

08/29/2016 - 09:05 |
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Anonymous

“Can’t have a written lap time board”.. okay we have a digital one

08/29/2016 - 11:29 |
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Joshua Evans

I saw Clarkson Hammond and May in the o2 arena last summer. For legal reasons I can’t speak about it.

08/30/2016 - 02:02 |
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