Now's Your Chance To Buy Chris Harris' Ratty-As-Hell Audi S4

CT friend Chris Harris is selling his car in what can only described as a brutally honest advert on Pistonheads.

He refers to his Audi S4 (B8) as being ‘much like retired call-girl’, with wheels that ‘aren’t kerbed, they’re shagged’. Nevertheless, this particular car has been chipped to within an inch of its life (to around 400bhp), and with that, bigger front brakes and a bigger rear anti-roll bar have been fitted.

The price for this automotive slice of Harris is £13,000, which, bearing in mind the ratty nature of the pretty bits and the phenomenal power hike is pretty fair value.

Granted, the gearbox has been replaced twice because of the new power, but Harris assures us that another new one has been installed. Oh, and there’s a noise coming from the rear, which needs attention, so bear that in mind too!