The first rule of car club is that you do not mess with anyone else’s car. The second rule of car club is that you do not mess with anyone else’s car. The third rule… you get the idea. One arrogant young scumbag in San Francisco has just found out the stupid way what happens when you commit the cardinal sin.
In the first of two videos on the same Insta post, we see a cocky little git run – actually run – up the bonnet and windscreen of a Lamborghini Aventador SV, over the roof and jump off the back. We honestly don’t know whether the lad has learning difficulties to be doing something so wrong, so disrespectful and so outrageous, but having run away and escaped the first time, in the second video (swip/click) he tries again.
He’s quickly grabbed by the car’s owner, flung to the ground with a hail of verbal abuse and, eventually, after being dragged up and back down again, lies still on the floor. We can’t tell whether he’s actually been knocked out – we don’t see a blow anywhere near hard enough for that, and it’s possible that the contemptuous idiot is pretending, to try to win the assembled crowd’s sympathy – and maybe sue for compensation down the line. We suspect this one isn’t over.