Alex Kersten 8 years ago

12 Funny Car Jokes To Make You Laugh Out Loud

It's mid-week and the weather in the UK leaves much to be desired. Let's brighten today up with epic car jokes!

Remind me later
xzibit-happy On my morning travels through the labyrinth that is reddit/cars, I happened upon one submission entitled car jokes. Now the people of Reddit/cars can sometimes be an odd bunch of miserable sods, but I decided to give them and their potentially dull jokes the benefit of the doubt. To my surprise, I found myself almost spitting my coffee over my MacBook. Here are the 12 car jokes that were most popular: grumpy cat 1. A guy walks into a shop and says: "I'd like a gas cap for my KIA." The owner thinks for a few seconds and replies: "Ok, that seems like a fair trade." --- 2. How do you tell when a mid-engined Ferrari is warmed up? It's on fire. --- 3. What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill? A miracle. What do you call two VW buses at the top of a hill? A mirage. --- 4. So the guy two ranks below me at work bought a used 3-series. Another guy, about one rank below, bought a newer 3-series. So I go into my boss, explain the details, and believe it justifies a raise. "I've worked here twice as long as them, and rank higher. If they're driving BMWs, I should be driving a Genesis!" My employment record now says "dismissed for poor judgement." --- 5. What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. --- 6. What car does a Proctologist drive? A brown Ford Probe. --- 7. What's the difference between a grandfather clock and a BMW E36 after an autocross? The grandfather clock doesn't tell you the taillights are broken. --- 8. What's the good thing about Fords? They come out of the factory with the problem circled. --- 9. Did you know CHEVROLET is an acronym? Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips --- 10. My neighbor is half Chinese and half Mexican, he stole a car but couldn't drive it. --- 11. What do a 1000hp Supra and a 400hp Supra have in common? They both run a 12sec quarter mile. (Joke about turbo lag, but you already knew that!). --- 12. What do you call a newspaper article about a Porsche 911 driver? An obituary. Got any more jokes to add to the list, guys?