BMW Is Recalling Every American i3 Because Someone Might Get Hurt If They Don't Wear A Seat Belt

Yep, you read that headline correctly. A very specific size and gender of person might be at slightly higher risk than other people if they don't wear a seat belt, sparking a 30,000-car recall...
BMW Is Recalling Every American i3 Because Someone Might Get Hurt If They Don't Wear A Seat Belt

BMW is recalling every i3 it has ever sold in the USA, and the reason why is astonishing.

It comes on the grounds that government testing has discovered that a female of a specific height and weight sitting in the passenger seat might be at “marginally” higher risk of neck injury when, err, not wearing a seat belt.

BMW Is Recalling Every American i3 Because Someone Might Get Hurt If They Don't Wear A Seat Belt

Surely you’re also at significantly greater risk of having your organs turned to soup when you bounce around the interior of the car like it’s a human pinball machine, so a tiny bit of sans restraint neck trauma is neither here nor there.

Sadly, that’s not how the authorities see it. This is the famously humourless National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), the same organisation that wants electric cars in the US to make noises below 19mph in case people are too stupid to look before crossing the road. The NHTSA is our absolute favourite government agency. Wait, no, the opposite of that.

BMW Is Recalling Every American i3 Because Someone Might Get Hurt If They Don't Wear A Seat Belt

The madness in this case is over the i3 failing a ‘front rigid barrier’ crash, where a female in the front passenger seat who is five feet tall and weighs 50kg (110lb) is judged to be at fractionally higher risk of neck injury – again, when she’s not wearing a seat belt.

There should be a clause in the law saying that if you don’t wear your seat belt you’re not allowed to complain if you get injured, but instead BMW has issued a voluntary recall, possibly under pain of NHTSA enforcement action, for more than 30,500 cars.

BMW Is Recalling Every American i3 Because Someone Might Get Hurt If They Don't Wear A Seat Belt

In a statement BMW said:

“While BMW’s compliance testing showed results well below the required limits, more recent testing has shown inconsistent results.

“Consequently, BMW has issued a recall and is working with the agency to understand the differences in the test results. A remedy is forthcoming.”

It’s not often we really feel for a car company, but in this case…

Source: Autoblog

Comments

Chris D.

Aww what a precious little snowflake. Thinks that if they can’t drive their car, nobody can, so they have them recall all of them just to feel equal.

11/23/2017 - 21:27 |
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Rise Comics

You can’t fix stupid

11/23/2017 - 23:59 |
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You can, however, let stupid fix itself by not wearing a seatbelt

11/27/2017 - 16:08 |
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Anonymous

The government should let Darwinian evolution do its thing… We should stop protecting stupid people.

11/24/2017 - 00:50 |
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Anonymous

BMW’s remedy should be withdrawing from the US completely because they’re too stupid to use their cars properly.

11/24/2017 - 08:48 |
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Anonymous

This is the actually the most ‘Murican news article I’ve ever read on this site :-P

11/24/2017 - 09:03 |
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Anonymous

BMW. Ever heard of Darwinism?

11/24/2017 - 11:05 |
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Anonymous

This is why the United States is a joke at this point.

11/24/2017 - 16:09 |
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Constantine C.K.

Well, it has come to my attention that trying to drive a M140i with a person attached on the hood, greatly increases his chances to get injured, they should take that into consideration and issue a recall as well..

11/24/2017 - 17:39 |
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Charlie Nelson

If they are stupid enough not to wear a seatbelt and get hurt then they desereved it.

11/24/2017 - 18:17 |
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