Elderly 'Yellow Corsa Man' Has Caved In And Bought A Grey Replacement After His Vandalised Car Was Written Off

The octogenarian whose yellow Vauxhall Corsa was vandalised with the word MOVE was too afraid to buy another brightly-coloured car for fear of reprisals

We’re genuinely disappointed to bring you this news, but the old man whose yellow Vauxhall Corsa was vandalised for ‘ruining’ a beauty spot has given in and bought a grey replacement.

Earlier in February a campaign of abuse from social media users and fellow residents of the incredibly picturesque Arlington Row culminated in the smashing of the Corsa’s rear windscreen and a side window, as well as the scratching of the word ‘MOVE’ into the bonnet.

People claimed that his car was ruining their Instagram photos of the picturesque village of Bibury, which made us a bit cross. What right does anyone have to complain about this sort of thing?

At the time, it’s owner, 84-year-old Peter Maddox said he would replace his beloved Corsa with something in lime green, claiming to have secured the support of the village around him.

But now news has surfaced that after the car was written off by its insurers, the retired dentist has instead bought a silver-grey Corsa out of fear that the same thing might happen again. His daughter-in-law Marie Kraus said:

“He does like bright colours and he liked his bright yellow car but since he feels he was targeted because it was yellow, he doesn’t want to attract the same sort of attention.

“He feels it’s possible it would happen again.”

Regardless, a Facebook group has been set up to organise a convoy of yellow cars through Bibury with the aim of raising sponsorship that will be donated to a charity of Mr Maddox’s choice. We just can’t help but wish his own brand new yellow car was taking part.

Comments

Anonymous

If it happened to me I would be looking more times to the window. If someone gor too close to the car I would get my bb gun and warn them: “Ruin my car and I will shoot you”. Some pellets on the ass checks would do them a favour. Or shoot their “not-so-hipster” iPhone.

02/21/2017 - 15:38 |
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CatHat

These sort of assholes need to be locked up. this pisses me off so much. its his house, he lives there, and they have no right to tell him what to do. the town of bibury should be ashamed. if this happened to me, i would sue the people

02/21/2017 - 15:40 |
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Juanito

If you don’t like the car just remove it with photoshop it’s actually very simple.

02/21/2017 - 16:04 |
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Anonymous

I think he needs a Bosozoku van

02/21/2017 - 16:15 |
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Anonymous

Should buy the car back off the insurance company and leave it parked there in its vandalised state

02/21/2017 - 16:19 |
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Mk4Dude

Should bought the Green one
And a Mossberg

02/21/2017 - 16:46 |
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Anonymous

Plan: Go there and paint all cars yellow.

02/21/2017 - 16:51 |
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Ricardo Mercio

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

And the houses. And if anyone questions you paint them yellow.

02/23/2017 - 16:06 |
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It'sThatDamnGingerAgain

Sigh This is why I have no faith in humanity.

02/21/2017 - 16:53 |
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Straight6Unicorn95

My car is not insured against vandalism I would literally have to hunt the criminal vandal down and either make him pay all the damages or enslave him as my personal servant until the debt can be written off. Alternatively sell his organs or force him to trade his soul with a demon for money to pay the damage. (latter not possible for gingers)

02/21/2017 - 17:20 |
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My car isn’t insured against anything (Michigan insurance is insanely expensive), so if anyone deliberately vandalizes my car, I’m duct-taping their face to my carbon-titanium exhaust and revving until they stop resisting.

02/23/2017 - 16:04 |
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A Fluffy Badger

Alright, looks like we have to arange a MCM car meet in that village now, everyone go get your cars wrapped in the brightest most outrageous designs ever!

02/21/2017 - 18:38 |
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