11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

In the ignorance of youth, we all said and thought some hilariously dumb things about cars. We asked you guys to share your own experiences from your childhoods, and these are some of the best responses!
11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Speed freak

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Exhausting levels of ignorance

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Size matters

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Close enough...

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Stop horsing around

“Why is it 'horse power'? Are there actually horses inside the engine?” - Submitted by s13Roar
“Why is it 'horse power'? Are there actually horses inside the engine?” -…

Same same, but different...

“Why don’t you use cooking oil? It says 'oil' on it” - Submitted by verzena
“Why don’t you use cooking oil? It says 'oil' on it” - Submitted by…

Well, if it works for Batman...

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

If only getting a phone number was that easy...

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Four of what?

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

More engine size confusion

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

A brave admission

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Any more you can add? Submit them in the comments, then check out the original community question here!

Comments

Anonymous

Ali g’s car, was the best car ever!

05/02/2016 - 17:10 |
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11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid
JBerg488

I assumed that a car’s max speed was the highest number on the speedometer, and that air blew out of the rims as you went along. Like they were jets.

05/02/2016 - 17:11 |
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Vulcan

When I was a kid, I thought rice from Underground 2 looked good

05/02/2016 - 17:34 |
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butwhybecauseno

If exaust gasses moved the car,Volkswagen would be the fastest car manufacturer on earth.

05/02/2016 - 17:41 |
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Miguel Rangel

i thought 4X4 was just a weird way to say 16

05/02/2016 - 17:44 |
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Braxton Vandermeulen

Anyone ever think the E-brake was a F&F/ James Bond type seat eject
Or that two exhaust pipes out the back meant it was twin turbo
Or that you couldn’t drive without your hands on the wheel

05/02/2016 - 17:57 |
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Mushuri Bobpobs

I used to think RAC (breakdown recovery in UK) meant Rescue A Child……..

05/02/2016 - 18:00 |
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lfmaoooo #rekt

05/02/2016 - 18:02 |
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Chris Woolery

That last one though lamo.

05/02/2016 - 18:19 |
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Adrian Rivero

I thought every engine revved to 10K RPM and only F1 cars could rev faster than that

05/02/2016 - 18:37 |
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