11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

In the ignorance of youth, we all said and thought some hilariously dumb things about cars. We asked you guys to share your own experiences from your childhoods, and these are some of the best responses!
11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Speed freak

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Exhausting levels of ignorance

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Size matters

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Close enough...

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Stop horsing around

“Why is it 'horse power'? Are there actually horses inside the engine?” - Submitted by s13Roar
“Why is it 'horse power'? Are there actually horses inside the engine?” -…

Same same, but different...

“Why don’t you use cooking oil? It says 'oil' on it” - Submitted by verzena
“Why don’t you use cooking oil? It says 'oil' on it” - Submitted by…

Well, if it works for Batman...

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

If only getting a phone number was that easy...

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Four of what?

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

More engine size confusion

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

A brave admission

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Any more you can add? Submit them in the comments, then check out the original community question here!

Comments

Anonymous

Oldest brother: What does a turbo do?
Me 9yr old: It’s a red button in the car and when you press it you go 10 times faster

…close enough.

05/02/2016 - 11:11 |
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11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid
Brock Fanning

I used to think all sedans were rear wheel drive, all hatch backs were front wheel drive and all SUVs are four wheel drive

05/02/2016 - 11:12 |
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The Marty Show

When I was a kid I thought that when a car broke down, it actually broke down, i.e. the engine and transmission would drop to the ground.

05/02/2016 - 11:12 |
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Anonymous

Young me, asked my dad what Ghia meant.
“It means it’s got all the gear”

Pretty accurate it turns out.

05/02/2016 - 11:13 |
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Anonymous

I thought the speedo what the angle at which the steering was being turned.

05/02/2016 - 11:21 |
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Anonymous

I used to think the indicators told you where to go…

05/02/2016 - 11:23 |
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Anonymous

In Quebec (not sure about the rest of Canada) we often shorten kilometers to “kilos” when talking about the odometer… so I have a friend who thought the car gained weight as it aged -_-

05/02/2016 - 11:34 |
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Anonymous
05/02/2016 - 11:40 |
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Anonymous

4WD means “for wood” 😂😂

05/02/2016 - 11:42 |
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Lambo dude

I thought that Turbo was useless.
Car Throttle teached me otherwise :P

05/02/2016 - 11:43 |
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