9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars
I'd ask them a question...
Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”
Cars are like people...
“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”
I have no idea why...
“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”
Cars are cheaper than cocaine...
“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”
Just because you don't get it...
“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”
Because race car
Cars never leave you...
“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...
Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu
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Well you can f* in them, that’s good
He says they are cheaper than cocaine…
“Honey your new car parts have arrived, how much have you spent this time?”
But you’ll never hear:”Dammit! There’s police! Flush the new rims down the toilet!”
fk i love cars
My dad doesn’t understand my love for cars. I live in Australia, he lives in New Zealand. I am now going to email him a link to that Forza video - maybe now he will understand
The RX7 one is gold.
Definitely the third greatest achievement of my life.
The video was going so well then it said forza :’(
I cried in the vid
Video of that RX7 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il986P_ooEE
So proud of my comment being in there, thanks Alex!!!!!
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