10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"

If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...
10 Types Of Car That Scream

1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can

As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock
As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock

2. Any car with the 'I <3 Haters' stickers

As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders
As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders

3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"

As suggested by Reddit user warren31
As suggested by Reddit user warren31

4. New cars that are stanced

As suggested by Reddit user WitBeer
As suggested by Reddit user WitBeer

5. Diesel trucks that roll coal

As suggested by Reddit user Mmer03
As suggested by Reddit user Mmer03

6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker

As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob
As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob

7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow

As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito
As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito

8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"

As suggested by Reddit user BigOldCar
As suggested by Reddit user BigOldCar

9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"

As suggested by Reddit user Bittoman
As suggested by Reddit user Bittoman

10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife

As suggested by Reddit user Audi02s4
As suggested by Reddit user Audi02s4

For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.

Comments

Oh Henry

I hate that cape stereotype that if you cape, you’re a douche. I was addicted to cigarettes for 2 years, and I started vaping in May. Start with like 7mg of nicotene and work your way down every time you buy a new tank. I bought a new one every 2 or 3 weeks and now I vaoed with no nicotene for about a month at the end in October just so I could stop the action. Do I still crave a bit if nicotene every once in a while, of course. You’ll always have cravings after you quit, well at least for the next year, but I can’t fight the urges.

01/25/2016 - 22:12 |
6 | 8
Anonymous

Oh come on now, 10 isn’t douchebags, just poor souls whose wife made them sell racecar

01/25/2016 - 22:24 |
6 | 0
drift_everything

Whats wrong with vaping?

01/25/2016 - 22:25 |
2 | 6
Per-Martin Bjørk

Why us vaping, stancing New cars, hummers wrong? Well because CT started as a car community but as it grows, the younger the CTzens get, the more stereotypical we get, and more hateful. To alot anything else than GTR, and other very popularitet cars. It is sad!!

01/25/2016 - 22:26 |
4 | 4

It’s just a joke man! And vaping is wrong because it’s abusing things to get high.

01/25/2016 - 22:34 |
2 | 6
Anonymous

#10 isn’t legitimate.

01/25/2016 - 22:51 |
0 | 0
Anonymous

Can we talk about how regurgitated this is from Jalopnik?

01/25/2016 - 22:57 |
2 | 0
Anonymous

Nothing wrong with stanced newer car

01/25/2016 - 23:06 |
0 | 0
Jax Rhapsody

WTF?! Where’s the BMW 3 series in this list?

01/25/2016 - 23:07 |
0 | 0
Brent

Very accurate

01/25/2016 - 23:09 |
0 | 0
Jumpsuitman85

forgot bmws

01/25/2016 - 23:12 |
0 | 2

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