Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

Cast your minds back two years and you might remember the name ‘Youabian Puma’. The four-seater cabriolet was unleashed at the Los Angeles motor show, shocking crowds with its ungainly looks and massive proportions (6.15 metres long, 2.36 metres wide and 1.83 metres high).

The good news now is that you could look as cool as the guy above, because the car you see pictured is now for sale on James Edition for the bargain price of $895,000. (I say the word bargain in jest, of course).

Under the hood lies a 7.0-litre V8 LS7 engine, which churns out 505bhp and 470lb ft torque. Power is transferred to the tarmac via a six-speed automatic gearbox.

If you’re wondering what happens when the heavens open, the Puma’s huge folding hard top takes care of keeping the elements out. The Puma - designed by Dr K. Youabian - is claimed to hit 60mph in 5.9 seconds. It sits on 20-inch chrome wheels shod in 44-inch rubber and took its makers some five years to build. On top of the steep $1.1m original price tag, prospective buyers would have had to wait at least 18 months for their order to be made. Luckily with this car, you can jump straight in and drive it away.

Alternatively, you could always stop making poor life choices and buy a car that won’t make you an assassination target.