How Many Stolen Cows Can You Fit In A Proton?

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Thieves in Malaysia didn't get far after attempting to steal four cows in a battered old Proton Wira.

The optimistic smugglers used a blowpipe to tranquilise their bovine prey, before pushing one in the boot and the other three on the folded-down rear seats.

However, shortly after heading out, the car buckled under the weight. This forced the trio to make a getaway on motorbikes, leaving their swag behind.