For this horrible incident. Everyone can use my bleach to clean their eyes.

Omg i just searched him. And well erm.

I need to wash my eyes with holy water now.

Oh no, what happened now?

Thanks I need lots

Thanks bro, but i got a screwdriver for my eyes

NOOO WHY DID I SEARCH!! OHH MY EYESSS! Need dis like RN!

He knows that there are websites that would love to see that. Right?

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I don’t know what i typed earlier as i poked my eyes and i just found the button to type using voice

Oh no!!! Again? well I will be away from CT for today I guess

Oh thank you pukes
(I actually puked)