Turning Lane Assist Into A Makeshift Autonomous Mode Is A Fantastically Stupid Idea

This driver - possibly in Poland - thought it'd be a great idea to trick a VW Passat into thinking he or she was still behind the wheel, effectively turning the lane assist and adaptive cruise control features into an autonomous mode

This is a trick we’ve seen before. By jamming whatever that object is in the steering wheel, the car thinks the driver still has a hand on the wheel, meaning the lane assist feature happily continues to function without throwing a hissy fit.

This bodge, combined with the adaptive cruise control system, effectively turns the B8 VW Passat into a semi-autonomous vehicle, and the driver is even able to hop over to the passenger seat and let the car do all the work. The systems aren’t designed for this purpose though, so I’m sure we don’t have to explain further why this is a really, really stupid idea…

Video via Reddit Cars

Comments

Anonymous

Really? Of all the songs he/she had to put in.

07/13/2016 - 09:36 |
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Anonymous

then crash and blame it on the car. win win

07/13/2016 - 09:44 |
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Anonymous

How to crash a car

  1. Pokemon go players
  2. This when asleep
  3. A rubiks cube apperently!?!?
07/13/2016 - 09:49 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

pokemon go doesn’t work over a certain ground speed.

07/13/2016 - 09:51 |
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Jack Warren 1

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07/13/2016 - 16:34 |
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Jack Warren 1

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

But there was a charmander on the other side of the car!

07/13/2016 - 16:35 |
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Szymek Slusarczyk

“possibly in Poland”- after that description you know it’s going to be good

07/13/2016 - 09:53 |
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Yup. It’s Poland. There is Polish water and Polish radio station playing.

07/13/2016 - 16:54 |
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Not only possibly. There is a Polish radio station playing.

07/13/2016 - 17:00 |
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Bartek Tymoszuk

Crazy fool :) Looks like it’s working, but I wouldn’t dare to let Passat be in control of my life, oh no no no. It is from Poland :)

07/13/2016 - 09:59 |
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Alex Andrei

I waited for the crash the whole video! But I totally get the mentality of the driver (not): “I’ll get out of the safe driver’s seat and get on what is known to be the death seat while the car drives itself, what can go wrong?”. Eh… guess you can call this stupidity “natural selection”!

07/13/2016 - 10:00 |
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sadly he will be able to wipe out someone who does not deserve to be extincted.

07/14/2016 - 11:03 |
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RoyP
07/13/2016 - 10:02 |
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ForcedInduction

I’m not gonna lie that’s awesome, but not on public roads obviously.

07/13/2016 - 11:48 |
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Finley Potter
07/13/2016 - 15:46 |
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Xanathador

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Somehow this bothers me more than the posted video….

07/13/2016 - 16:30 |
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