This Poor Bald Eagle Got Stuck In A Car's Bumper

A Saturn driver unintentionally 'collected' one of the United States' national animals in Florida, but the bird was recovered alive
This Poor Bald Eagle Got Stuck In A Car's Bumper

Just when we thought we’d never see a bald eagle quite as famous as the one who took a strong disliking to Donald Trump, this story came along.

This poor bird - symbol of ‘Murica and all its freedom - suffered the ironic indignity of getting stuck in the front bumper of a Saturn which hit it at speed.

This Poor Bald Eagle Got Stuck In A Car's Bumper

As soon as the driver realised he had a surprise passenger, he called the authorities, with Clay County’s Sheriff’s Office and Clay County Fire personnel soon on the scene to extract the creature.

The bird was successfully rescued and is now recovering at B.E.A.K.S. Wildlife Sanctuary in Jacksonville, hopefully unaware that it’s about to become the star of countless memes.

Source: Clay County’s Sheriff’s Office

Comments

Guld

10/11/2016 - 16:36 |
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Adrien Duval
10/11/2016 - 15:56 |
36 | 2

FREEDOH!

10/11/2016 - 16:03 |
5 | 0
Anonymous

Still ‘MURICA

10/11/2016 - 15:57 |
1 | 2
[Flux]

After being released, he got his freedom back. :P

10/11/2016 - 15:58 |
11 | 3
Poke

(Null)

10/11/2016 - 16:02 |
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OgierJr (Ford Powered) (Hoof-Hearted)

In reply to by Poke

No one can while they’re in a Saturn.

10/12/2016 - 01:16 |
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Valanti Demetriades

I mean with the current state of our country im not surprised Mr. eagle did that

10/11/2016 - 16:10 |
9 | 2

Eagle: “You guys are all f×cking idiots. Bye.”

10/11/2016 - 17:50 |
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muricanmuscle

poor eagle its a fedral offence hope the driver has charges

10/11/2016 - 16:21 |
2 | 9

I’ve never quite understood why the Bald Eagle is the symbol of America. They have no ferocity in their calls. Like a Golden Eagle has that classic eagle sound. The Bald Eagle has almost a turkey-like call.
Also, if I accidently hit a deer, nothing happens. But if an animal with the ability to fly gets hit, its my fault? Shoulda freed those wings.

10/11/2016 - 17:49 |
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It’s only an offense if it is intentional.

10/11/2016 - 18:14 |
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Angeles

When your turbo is so big it sucks everything on its way

10/11/2016 - 16:51 |
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Jake Orr

Freedom always finds a way

10/11/2016 - 16:53 |
57 | 1
GregK

The most constricted symbol of freedom ever

10/11/2016 - 17:35 |
0 | 0

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