Stop crying, pick your chins up from the floor and wipe that little bit of vomit from the side of your mouth. This car exists, and you, yes you
, can buy it for $1.1m (£680,000).
this week at an unsuspecting Los Angeles motor show crowd, the Youabian Puma is a huge, four-seater cabriolet that measures in at an excessive
6.15 metres long, 2.36 metres wide and 1.83 metres high.
Under the hood lies a 7.0-litre V8 LS7 engine
, which churns out 505bhp and 470lb ft torque. Power is transferred to the tarmac via a six-speed automatic gearbox.
If you're wondering what happens when the heavens open, the Puma's huge folding hard top takes care of keeping the elements out.
The Puma - designed by Dr K. Youabian - is claimed to hit 60mph in 5.9 seconds. It sits on 20-inch chrome wheels shod in 44-inch rubber and took its makers some five years to build.
On top of the steep $1.1m price tag, prospective buyers will have to wait at least 18 months for their order to be made. Who's in?