Stupid Legal Reasons Mean That Clarkson & Co Are Banned From Saying These Things On The Grand Tour
It seems the BBC are looking for any opportunity to sue The Grand Tour if Clarkson takes the slightest morsel from his previous Top Gear adventures. Andy Wilman - the producer of the new Amazon car show - has revealed that the rules the old Top Gear trio are subjected to are unbelievably tough and fully protect the Top Gear BBC show from any form of copyright.
As if there wasn’t enough drama surrounding the break-up with the BBC, The Grand Tour cannot feature a written lap time board, a Stig or even refer to the motor news section as ‘The News’. There can be no Top Gear test track and there has even been a debate over whether James May can use his ‘cock’ catchphrase.
The legal scenario was made even more ridiculous when the trio went on a shoot to Namibia. As they had described the African scenery as ‘beautiful’ in past Top Gear episodes, Clarkson has had to resort to saying “For legal reasons, this scenery is shit”.
Despite the frankly ridiculous legal restrictions forced upon the new show, we’re all looking forward to seeing what The Grand Tour has to offer.
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But.. but… Booboo face intensifies.
Due to legal reasons, he will not be allowed to make that face ever again.
“And now it is time for the informative section which is not the news at all.”
For legal reasons.
“Some say he doesn’t like Top Gear. Ladys and Gentlemen: the gitS“
PERFECT! Jeremy’s style no doubt!
That sounds like something Clarckson would say
Not long until this face will be banned
NOT THE SMUG FACE TOO😭
And on that bombshell
That’ll be banned too
And on that fat man…
This three men without Stig is like:
Viper without N/A engine.
(I am sad)
They’ll get someone else, who knows, they might use Tanner Foust.
These are the most ridiculous ristrictions…
In the woooorld. (I know you did it in HIS voice.)
BBC lawyers will be ringing you up soon for infringing the intellectual copyrights and stealing ‘their’ phrase.
*Restrictions
I’m sorry but this is stupid….
This meme is almost on the brink of being over-used
atleast they won’t stop jeremy from yelling pooowwweeerrrr!!!
Don’t be so certain about that one. It’s still the BBC.
sHHHH don’t give them ideas
What a bunch of c*nts. Honestly.
It’s the beeb. They’ve always been like it!
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