8 Times Illuminati Was Confirmed In The Car World

With our busy lifestyles, we can easily overlook signs and symbolisms that infiltrate our exclusive social bubble. So it's time to answer some questions and reveal what the Illuminati has been up to in the automotive industry...
8 Times Illuminati Was Confirmed In The Car World

1. Lamborghini LP 670-4 SV

8 Times Illuminati Was Confirmed In The Car World

Mathematics is the only language shared by all humans regardless of culture, religion, or gender. This is especially important for the Illuminati who seek world domination. It’ll come as no surprise to see, then, that they’ve infiltrated Lamborghini’s marketing division and pulled of one of the most undeniable ploys in their history: 670-4 = 666. Illuminati confirmed.

2. The Russian ghost car

8 Times Illuminati Was Confirmed In The Car World

We’ve all seen it, yet none of use can explain it. This is exactly what the Illuminati aims to achieve. Did you spot the ‘333’ number sequence on the rear plate? Now add that to the numbers on the front plate…need we say more?

3. Enzo Ferrari

8 Times Illuminati Was Confirmed In The Car World

The Roman Catholic Church has been denying reincarnation since the dawn of religion. Considering the secret society’s bumpy history with the Vatican, it comes as no surprise that the world-famous racing driver was reborn as one of football’s most impressive players. Illuminati confermanto.

4. The Mazda rotary

8 Times Illuminati Was Confirmed In The Car World

This one’s quite obvious, and has been doing the rounds on the internet for a while. The triangular shape of the rotor is an unashamed representation of Illuminati’s expansion to the Japanese Domestic Market. Our internal investigation team also revealed that YouTube celebrity Rob Dahm may have played a crucial role in the society’s conquest in the car scene. You can’t deny the facts!

5. Mercedes G500 4x4²

8 Times Illuminati Was Confirmed In The Car World

As revealed by CTzen Jack Aslan, Mazda and Lamborghini were not the only manufacturers targeted by the secret alliance. Merc’s brutish 6x6 proved that the group is still present and stronger than ever before. Mathematics is the music of reason. Illuminati confirmed.

6. This CT app review

8 Times Illuminati Was Confirmed In The Car World

Beginning of mankind? Dinosaur language? Speaking moons? This is some next-level Illuminati symbolism we’re too afraid to investigate further. Be careful CTzens, they are among us!

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It was only a matter of time before Jeremy Clarkson’s shady past was exposed. What do Kanye West and One Direction have to do with all this? Watch the video and prepare to have your mind blown.

8. This CCTV footage

8 Times Illuminati Was Confirmed In The Car World

Videography experts argue that the low quality footage hides a thin cable that crosses the road and makes these cars crash. At the same time there is an unmistakable triangle-shaped object levitating in the top right corner of the screen. Coincidence? We think not. Illuminati confirmed.

Comments

TGC Rendering

Que the x files music

01/12/2016 - 17:08 |
2 | 0
SupercarsOfNewYork

Seems legit!

01/12/2016 - 17:26 |
24 | 0

Thanks mate. You’d be surprised how much blood and sweat went into this.

01/12/2016 - 17:28 |
44 | 2
TAHMIDAROOONEY

I was listening to Seven Devils…

01/12/2016 - 17:28 |
2 | 0
Anonymous

We need a investigator to find the truth … GeoBaz where are you ? :D

01/12/2016 - 17:31 |
4 | 0
TheNOISYCar

9: the moment gabz swapped an s2000 for a polo

01/12/2016 - 17:36 |
244 | 0

S2000 has 5 characters…Polo has 4 characters…5-4=1…The Illuminati has one eye…Therefore Gabz is Illuminati confirmed!

01/12/2016 - 17:55 |
126 | 2
Dat Incredible Chadkake

Where is IOCT when you need them

01/12/2016 - 17:38 |
10 | 0

WHAT DOES IOCT MEAN?

01/12/2016 - 18:43 |
2 | 0

I don’t know…..

01/12/2016 - 19:20 |
18 | 2
Nissan 420sx

What if… CT is a secret Community for Illuminatis

01/12/2016 - 17:40 |
148 | 2

Then it would meant that we must not allow anyone enter and restrict terms on entering only by calling from our community to someone outside and that we should share a great Salomon’s treasure and we should all have tons of money and drive furious cars!!
I want that NOW!!

01/12/2016 - 19:18 |
20 | 0

Where did you get that idea? Absolutely crazy.

01/12/2016 - 20:50 |
12 | 0

This is a Proof, i’m sorry Alex you can ride but you can’t hide.

01/13/2016 - 10:32 |
36 | 2
Anonymous

Mclaren 675lt also has 666bhp

01/12/2016 - 17:40 |
2 | 0
Mr.Roberts

Wait, i’m in that first picture! Does this mean i was Illuminati all along and i didn’t know?? hory sheet they’re everywhere , i mean me are everywhere i mean god dammit Gabz. Or is it Illuminati dammit?

01/12/2016 - 17:43 |
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Mika Van Damme

illuminati confirmed

01/12/2016 - 17:43 |
2 | 0

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