"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"INFRINGEMENT NOTICE #372793"
"I think you just got flashed!"
"That doesn't even include fitting"
"It's probably safer to change the whole thing"
"Dude, that was your clutch"
"Son, do you need a ride to school?"
"Nice Miata, dude!"
"An R35 GT-R? I hate ricers..."
"They've got a tank"
"Danger to manifold"
"Too soon, junior"
"It's me or your car"
"You've been outbid"
"Happy Birthday Son!"
"And on that bombshell, it's time to end the show"What else should no car nut ever hear?
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