11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

In the ignorance of youth, we all said and thought some hilariously dumb things about cars. We asked you guys to share your own experiences from your childhoods, and these are some of the best responses!
11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Speed freak

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Exhausting levels of ignorance

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Size matters

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Close enough...

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Stop horsing around

“Why is it 'horse power'? Are there actually horses inside the engine?” - Submitted by s13Roar
“Why is it 'horse power'? Are there actually horses inside the engine?” -…

Same same, but different...

“Why don’t you use cooking oil? It says 'oil' on it” - Submitted by verzena
“Why don’t you use cooking oil? It says 'oil' on it” - Submitted by…

Well, if it works for Batman...

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

If only getting a phone number was that easy...

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

Four of what?

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

More engine size confusion

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

A brave admission

11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid

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🎺🎺thank mr skeltal

I thought horsepower was the only factor that determined how fast a car was going, then I wondered why all Semi trucks are so slow.

05/02/2016 - 06:45 |
183 | 1

I know that horsepower shows also how much your car can tow. Big was my surprise when turned out that an old tractor our family owned had only 32 bhp….. And i thought that it can tow anything.

05/02/2016 - 10:50 |
17 | 1

Well, we’ve got an old 5-ton truck in our family with a 14l I6 diesel. It only peaks at 270hp but makes 800ft/lbs of torque. ;)

05/02/2016 - 14:23 |
1 | 0
Johan Karlsson

Well, like I said in the original post, I thought the exhaust pipe had to be at the back, because otherwise the car would travel the wrong way.

05/02/2016 - 06:51 |
32 | 0

XD, but what about reverse?

05/02/2016 - 09:40 |
9 | 0

Lol same. I thought the more exhaust pipes you had, the faster you could go. I used to get so excited when I saw a car with 2 or 4 exhaust pipes.

05/02/2016 - 22:27 |
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Fin Jimbo

I didn’t think or say any of these? I only said that antenna is missing when I was sitting on the backseat of Volvo and parents said bullsh*it, you can’t see it in this speed and when we stopped they saw that it had fallen off and I had my smug face on.

05/02/2016 - 07:19 |
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05/02/2016 - 12:52 |
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11 Dumb Things You Said About Cars When You Were A Kid
RuurdJaarsma

My father used to tell me the “R” on the gear knob stood for “race”. Yeah…

05/02/2016 - 07:43 |
57 | 0

My father used to say the same ;) it’s either race or rallye mode 🙈😂

05/02/2016 - 10:11 |
6 | 0

We (classmates) joke that the R mode is for “Rocket” mode :D

05/02/2016 - 14:51 |
1 | 0
Dcurleyfry

The Fiat Multipa one is unforgiveable. lol jk this is a funny post!

05/02/2016 - 07:44 |
0 | 0
EaZy

i thought that turbo and nitro is the same thing.

05/02/2016 - 08:02 |
80 | 0
Anonymous

In reply to by EaZy

same xdd

05/02/2016 - 10:45 |
0 | 0
Cristián Quintana

In reply to by EaZy

And some games keep using the word “turbo” instead of “nitro”

05/02/2016 - 11:39 |
35 | 0
Adrian Rivero

In reply to by EaZy

Videogames, right? I had the same problem

05/02/2016 - 18:19 |
0 | 0
The Central Intelligence Agency of America

In reply to by EaZy

Both called boost?

05/03/2016 - 00:38 |
1 | 0
Fezza1186

In reply to by EaZy

Same

05/03/2016 - 03:37 |
0 | 0
Lukas Kimpel

The oil thing is working on a Mk II Golf… Just saying :D

05/02/2016 - 08:02 |
2 | 0

And ladas

05/03/2016 - 05:50 |
0 | 0
Daniël Veenstra

I once asked my dad why there weren’t any cars using sheep power :D

05/02/2016 - 08:25 |
18 | 0

XD, lammathrust

05/02/2016 - 09:41 |
23 | 0
Velstyde

I honestly don’t remember thinking anything too stupid, but my friend used to insist that cars weighed between 2 and 3 tonnes. I would answer “yeah, an armored Hummer does”. Also when I told him a Miata for example was less than a tonne, he said, “no that’s impossible, dude, cars have like engines and stuff they arent made of plastic” To this day he still thinks he’s right, and all the facts I showed him from websites can’t be right :’)

05/02/2016 - 08:26 |
13 | 0

what miata? a new miata does weigh over a tonne 1.05 tonnes to be exact lol

05/02/2016 - 10:13 |
3 | 1
Dzonny the e36 maniaq

I have a photo in front of Multipla when I was a kid. I thought it’s very interesting. It was right when it came out

05/02/2016 - 08:32 |
5 | 0

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