There are some really terrible car paint names out there, but this one for the MG3 is especially awful.
The whole Adam range is a festival of cringe. We could easily fill this list with just the colour options available, which include the likes of White My Fire, Saturday White Fever and James Blond. Oh dear.
This sounds more like a form of pseudoscientific alternative medicine than an actual car.
Want to combine your love of small Vauxhalls and the former Police frontman? Here’s your car!
Because chillies and pepper are both hot and spicy, therefore fun. We assume.
If you’re going to indulge in something, it probably won’t be a Lincoln saloon. No matter how much Matthew McConaughey tries to convince you otherwise.
As if giving its car a title starting with a lower case letter wasn’t irritating enough, VW has felt the need to come up with a range of trim options like this…
Really, Aston? Could you not think of anything better to call this option?
As you’d expect, the super-luxurious Bentley Mulsanne speed has a dizzying number of options. This particular package features a number of interior and exterior colour options, although it’s lumbered with a name that sounds like something from World of Warcraft.
There are two burning questions that come with this trim package: what does it have to do with any Grand Prix, and where are I and II?
Any more you can think of? Let us know in the comments!