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Nissan-Driving Ricer Fails Spectacularly On Ice

"Damn. I've just hit a lamp post and got rear ended. A cigarette will make this go away..."

While us Brits were getting soaked over Christmas, our friends across the pond had quite the snow storm resulting in a beautiful rendition of Dancing On Ice.

This front-wheel drive Nissan Maxima ricer, though, cared so much about the fact he had just ploughed straight into a lamp post and been rear ended, that he decided to light up a ciggy and relax on the driver’s seat. There’s only one thing for it:

Could it be that this chap was drunk and wanted to hide the alcohol stench? We’re just speculating…

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