Comments on: Lexus 1-Series Competitor http://www.carthrottle.com/lexus-1-series-competitor/ Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:47:17 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Brian DR1665 http://www.carthrottle.com/lexus-1-series-competitor/#comment-2433 Brian DR1665 Mon, 18 May 2009 13:37:01 +0000 http://www.carthrottle.com/?p=5439#comment-2433 So a Prius-based Lexus owner walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who drives the tumored-out Porsche tank out front. I've got a few things I'd like to say to him." Since the owner of the lowered, 8,000 pound too-pretentious-to-buy-a-911-like-anyone-else, is only bold and cocky when behind the wheel on the freeway, he keeps his back turned and doesn't say anything. At this point, the bullshit hybrid owner gets bored with saving the planet and decides to go back out and enjoy riding solo in the carpool lane. (cough) bullshit hybrid (cough) PS - I noticed the tag line above says "Performance Cars. Full Throttle." If it's got 1000lbs of batteries or wheels larger than 18", it's not a performance vehicle, imo. ;) So a Prius-based Lexus owner walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who drives the tumored-out Porsche tank out front. I’ve got a few things I’d like to say to him.”

Since the owner of the lowered, 8,000 pound too-pretentious-to-buy-a-911-like-anyone-else, is only bold and cocky when behind the wheel on the freeway, he keeps his back turned and doesn’t say anything.

At this point, the bullshit hybrid owner gets bored with saving the planet and decides to go back out and enjoy riding solo in the carpool lane.

(cough) bullshit hybrid (cough)

PS – I noticed the tag line above says “Performance Cars. Full Throttle.” If it’s got 1000lbs of batteries or wheels larger than 18″, it’s not a performance vehicle, imo. ;)

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